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my girlfriends band, moira scar, is taking me on tour with them! we’re hitting the road on september 28th and will be back in oakland on the 7th. you all should come by for the shows!  come see my hawt drummer girlfriend rocking a pair of vintage holographic tripp shorts if anything -__-

also!!!!

what cute things are there to do in portland, olympia, seattle, and vancouver? i’m hella boring and mostly wanna see nature/dorky tourist thing, vintage and thrift stores and relaxing cafes!

in case any of u remember me + miss me n want me 2 flex my pathetic lyfe for u here are some updates, don’t u dare evil eye meeeeeeeee:

me and my gf got interviewed for a vice podcast because ppl like our love story. 

a review i wrote is gonna b in the march issue of american quarterly wow

i might be an interview in a cool emerging project but i don’t wanna jinx it but hmu if u wanna kno about it. 

my gf’s band (do any of u kno moira scar? if she shes the hawt drummer) is touring the pacific northwest + vancouver and i’m going with woo 

I’M FREAKIN OUT and applying for phds why am i doing this why why why why do u have advice plz advise

polyamory suckz dont do it dont start a lesbian sex cult like i did 

I GOT MY FIRST TATTOO and  also a septum ring i want 40940840840 more i feel so corny. anyone in the bay want to hook me up with more?

the end. 

i miss being a minor tumblr celebrity, where the heck is my clout !

honestly, me getting laid off from a struggling  third wave coffee shop + worrying about my rent controlled apartment getting sold out from under me is a very 2018 oakland problem.